fugutative 

The term for being "Mexican" since Mexican's are fugitives in America

You're in a "Fugutative" state

fugutative by Clive Edwards December 21, 2023

figuratively 

What everybody means when they say "literally".

-Dude, I literally had smoke coming out of my ears!

-Really? Don't you mean you figuratively had smoke coming out of your ears, or did you really have smoke leaking out of your earholes?

figuratively by Built2Spill November 17, 2004

figurative dick 

If someone has the figurative dick in their mouth, it means the more that they talk the less enjoyable your life is; just as the more someone giving a blowjob talks, the less enjoyable it is.

That Max kid is so annoying, he has the figurative dick in his mouth all day.

figurative dick by tripleski6 April 25, 2010

Fuquative 

Behaving in a "fuck you" manner.

After I gave my notice at work, my boss started being fuquative towards me.

Geez, that store clerk is so fuquative. I just want to buy something from his shop.

Fuquative by Patriotchic September 28, 2010

Fuck Me Figuratively Up The Ass

An exclamation of extreme shock and disbelief, whether at an event or a sight being witnessed.

Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over.

Person 1: Holy shit! What the hell is that person doing?
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog.

Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything!

Fuck Me Figuratively Up The Ass by ElectroSophie March 28, 2009

Fugative

The term of the urban game known as "fugative". The play area for fugative will usually encompasses an entire city and should be played after dark. The playing rules for fugative are that half of the players are set in a cars and the other half on foot. The players on foot are given a starting point and then a destination somewhere else in the city. The players in cars will then simply attempt to catch the players on foot before they can reach the rallying point. For the sake of the "fugatives" not being crushed under the wheel of a car the "fugatives" are required to use a bit of an honor code to surrender to the drivers if spotted within a close distance. If caught then the fugatives will participate with the drivers to catching the other fugatives. The specific rules of fugative should be adjusted to the city, conditions, player, and just exactly how much adrenaline is willing to be spent.

46 people are organizing fugative. 30 of them become the "fugatives" and 16 decide to share cars and become the "drivers". The starting point is an empty parking lot and the destination is a burger joint 3-4 miles away. The drivers give the fugatives about 5 minutes and then start the search.

Fugative by Allan Davis April 25, 2006

Figurative language 

Funny words which mean you're saying something you don't literally mean.

English teachers like to give you nice terms like "Figurative language". It's just useless new names for things you already know.

Figurative language by Mystery Man January 28, 2003