fuckwind 

A person living life with no purpose and taking intense pleasure in doing stupid things.

We are such fuckwinds.
Look at those fuckwinds.
Man, he is such a fuckwind.
Oh my God, what a fuckwind.

fuckwind by selezovikj December 9, 2008

Fuckwind 

A lower-tier superhero who creates a powerful windstorm by fucking. Also known for cracking wise in a Cockney accent.

Voluptuous '50s Female Archetype: Oh, this heat is giving me the vapors. A nice breeze would really cool me down.
Fuckwind: Did somebody say...Fuckwind?

Little Billy: That fire's gonna burn down Daddy's barn! And ol' Mabel's trapped in her stall! Darn if there wasn't somethin' I could do to help!
Fuckwind: Well Billy, there's something WE could do...

Fuckwind by the bore worms June 29, 2011

Fuckwind 

An especially dire situation/series of events.

The party was fun, but then some sort of crazy fuckwind blew through, and it all went downhill.

Fuckwind by DuranGrey May 30, 2011

fuckwin

Abbreviation of "fucking win".

That Habbo /b/lockade was pure fuckwin.

fuckwin by NewGotham July 13, 2006

fuckwiddich 

Fucked-up, annoying, ridiculous nonsense.

What a bunch of fuckwiddich!
I am sick of those people and their fuckwiddich.

fuckwiddich by Julie Miller November 24, 2006

fuckwing 

Adjective pertaining to a really stupid, inane idea or concept.

Whose fuck-wing idea was it to microwave the cat?

"I think whoever had the fuck-wing idea to get rid of the oatmeal packets should be driven, with torches and pitchforks, out of Minnesota" --Food Service Survey at Carleton College, 2003.

fuckwing by Mike December 23, 2003

fuckwinder 

A sex addicted Punjabi boy

Hey Fuckwinder why are you always dazed?

fuckwinder by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 11, 2021