Noun. - a person whose ability to process rational thought was compromised before birth, as a result of getting hit in the head by a penis repetitively while in the mother's womb during intercourse.

George is a fuckwaffle.

Fuckwaffle by gary_abusey February 21, 2019

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fuckward

In the process of or heading toward the direction of being fucked.

A place that is messed up or ass backward.

I spent all my money, therefore I am going to be in a fuckward situation when I have to pay my car insurance.

I go to a fuckward school, in a fuckward town, full of fuckward people..

fuckward by Umbrica September 18, 2008

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Fuckwarmer

Anyone who warms up your junk.

"Damn, Lisa is a really nice fuckwarmer!"

"Oh Melanie, you are such a great fuckwarmer!"

"When Katie grinds on my dick, she fuckwarms it up well!"

Fuckwarmer by YoCharlieMyMan March 24, 2013

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fuckware

Fuckware is a program that is utterly crap,It could be a virus,Hack or any program that is bad.

forget it, this doesn't prevent people from downloading this fuckware.

fuckware by Jean Pierre Dalli November 12, 2006

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fuckward

One who is an annoying moron.

Guy 1: "Oh, dak!"
Guy 2: "You, sir, are a fuckward."

fuckward by Jerry D May 9, 2003

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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