fuckwaffel

An obese body that has been covered in seamen

After Stevi blew Gerri, their bodies were covered in cum like a fuckwaffel

fuckwaffel by NNANNK May 18, 2018

Fuckwaffle

Noun. - a person whose ability to process rational thought was compromised before birth, as a result of getting hit in the head by a penis repetitively while in the mother's womb during intercourse.

George is a fuckwaffle.

Fuckwaffle by gary_abusey February 21, 2019

fuckwaffle

1.interjection
2.a fuck waffle can also be a term for a sexual postion.Its when you have a threesome aka two guy one girl and the girl is in the middle.
3. a phrase used in anger at anything at anytime.

get out of my way you fuckwaffle
"hey you want to fuckwaffle"
ow! fuckwaffle

fuckwaffle by alumnit staff April 22, 2004

fuckwafer

A fuckwafer is that one person who will always tell you your doing it wrong even though there normally the ones who are. Or there that really annoying person who will (and always will be) be a flakey lieing pierce of shit

" Ay bitch, get over hear and stop being a fuckwafer."
"Dont lie you fuckwafer."
"You know your doing it wrong, ya [fuckwafer}

fuckwafer by QwErrrrrty June 16, 2018

fuckwaffles 

1. Singular noun. A person who makes unreasonable demands without warning or any semblance of forward planning. Usually endowed with an annoying voice which generates sensations similar to those caused by a steel brush applied to the inner ear.

2. Plural noun. The occasional batch of waffles that arrives deformed, shrunken, shriveled, or otherwise generally fucked. These ruin one's breakfast, and occasionally, one's entire marriage. Known to taste disconcertingly of intercourse.

1. (person a): Woohoo! Five minutes to closing time! Guess I can gather my murse together. I'm going to go home and bone my beard.

(person b, aka fuckwaffles): I need five hundred copies of this picture of my pet armadillo, Mr. Snuzzles. Now! Make them double-sided, laminated, and print every other copy on puce paper.

(person a): fuckwaffles.

2. (Steve): Gee, Bob, you look pretty worn down today. Did you eat a balanced breakfast like I told you to?

(Bob): Well I tried, Steve, but my wife made me the fuckwaffles again, and it made me feel a little gay today.

(Steve): Ooh, burn, dude. Didn't you warn her about those?

(Bob): Twice. Once with my words. This time with my fist.

fuckwaffles by zapfdingus February 25, 2010

Holy Fuckwaffle 

An exclamation of shock and surprise, in which you have no other way to express your thoughts other to express a non-existent desire to be sexually active with a waffle or other breakfast food item.

“Holy fuckwaffle, did you just punch my salad?

Holy Fuckwaffle by I love waffles. December 13, 2024

Fuckwalffle 

Having sex with a waffle

Guy1: your a fuckwalffle
Guy2: yeah bro

Fuckwalffle by Owl_Boi February 20, 2023