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A fuckwafer is that one person who will always tell you your doing it wrong even though there normally the ones who are. Or there that really annoying person who will (and always will be) be a flakey lieing pierce of shit
" Ay bitch, get over hear and stop being a fuckwafer."
"Dont lie you fuckwafer."
"You know your doing it wrong, ya [fuckwafer}
fuckwafer by QwErrrrrty June 16, 2018
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Fuckwaffle

Noun. - a person whose ability to process rational thought was compromised before birth, as a result of getting hit in the head by a penis repetitively while in the mother's womb during intercourse.
George is a fuckwaffle.
Fuckwaffle by gary_abusey February 21, 2019

Fuckaversary 

The day you and your fuck buddy first fucked.
John "Why did Tim have to leave so suddenly?"
Bob "Its Mary and his fuckaversary"
John "Ohhhh"
Fuckaversary by Anynemous August 1, 2010

Fuckbater 

A fuckbater is someone who tries to threaten or belittle someone but obviously doesn't pose a threat
Fuckbaters also tend to be pervy but in the telescope way and not the assault way
They are harmless, so you can still be their friend if you so choose
Other than being like this, they are pretty okay most of the time
Fuckbater: I'm gonna kill you if you don't give me that cool egg!
Person: This is my egg, you should learn how to hard boil eggs.
Fuckbater: I will hurt you now!!!! *he grabs them*
Person: Unhand me, you fuckbater.
Fuckbater: Gah! *He recoils in fear*
Fuckbater by The egg boiler July 15, 2020

fuckwitery

when one is demostrating at being a total fuckwit, they are are said to be performing fuckwitery
You are a total fuckwit, in fact you are at the top of the league of fuckwitery
fuckwitery by Todge Todgey November 28, 2012
One who enjoys watching others have sex

i.e. a spectater at a sporting event, but for sex
In undergrad, me and my girl would be doing the dirty in the dorm, and my roommate would act like he was asleep, what a fucktater.
fucktater by Jaron_1 December 14, 2006

fuckwater stout 

n.

A term commonly used to refer to an expensive beer that tastes like shit. Usually refers to a beer that only a Hippie will drink so he can prove that he is a Hippie, and to insure there is no confusion with the fact he is a worthless mother fucker.
1.What the fuck Jim.....get the fuck outta here with that fuckwater stout....what the fuck is going on here?

2. Man Im gonna get my swerve on just as soon as I find a few more dollars in change for some dark-brew (fuckwater stout) from these couch cushions.

3. You come in here smellin like petuli one more time and Ill bash your face in with that bottle of fuckwater stout.
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