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Fucktardis 

A person that is an even bigger fucktard than they appear to be from the outside.
I thought he was a fucktard, until I got to know him better. Turns out he is more of a fucktardis than I could possibly have imagined.
Fucktardis by Harry Scrote September 24, 2010

Fucktardistan 

THIS IS SIMPLE CALIFORNIA IS THE NEW COUNTRY OF FUCKTARISTAN!!
THEM FUCKING LIBERALS IN FUCKTARDISTAN ARE FUCKING UP THE GUN LAWS AGAIN.
Fucktardistan by pharquad January 6, 2017

fucktardism

The actions of a small to large group of individuals who proceed in a morally wrong action, then play the victim when getting called out.
This team bliss likes to participate in fucktardism on an almost regular basis, based on their code contributions.
fucktardism by xdauser June 3, 2015

Fucktardis 

A combination of the word fucktard, a particularly insulting form of retard and Tardis, the time travelling elevator of the British TV show Dr. Who
"Hey I pour water for my cereal-"

"Oh you fucktardis."

Fucktardistan 

A region in the U.S. that consists of Washington state, Oregon, California, and Hawaii that is so fucked up that it should just split away from the rest of America. People there have their heads so far up their asses that they cannot see. WA is northern Fucktardistan, OR is central Fucktardistan, CA is southern Fucktardistan, and HI are the islands of Fucktardistan.
"I'm so glad I finally got out of northern Fucktardistan"

"Oh shit, here comes a Fucktardistanian. Guess I better start waving LGBTQ signs around or they'll throw rocks through my windows."

"Washington? No, you mean northern Fucktardistan."
Fucktardistan by Queen011CatFury February 10, 2023

Fucktardistan 

1. A country so backward and so full of fucktards that military intervention, humanitarian aid and infrastructure repair can't even help it's citizens pull their heads out of their asses.
My buddy's National Guard unit just shipped out for Fucktardistan. I only hope he doesn't get taken out by an I.F.D.(Improvised Fucktard Device)!
Fucktardistan by weinerblizzard July 21, 2009
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Oblication 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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