A ghost hunter who only hunts endangered ghosts.
"A ghost poacher just took video of a Mexican ghost with a Rubik's cube in his hand. They are super rare"
A system that assumes the more patriotic someone is the more American they are.
I just put an American flag on my porch to move up a notch in the Patriotarchy
When a black person takes the time to choose a fancy word before speaking
Reginald used extreme Expressificity when speaking at the all black college.
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Accidentally stepping on a sleeping mime and dealing with the explosive verbal reactions before the mime realizes they need to start being silent again.
"I stepped on a Land Mime the other day and they yelled "What the Fuck???" then went silent and climbed out of an invisible window"
The act of hopping around in circles on one leg after stubbing your toe and cursing.
"I started swear dancing after accidentally kicking the leg of a chair in my kitchen"
People who are a tad more retarded than fucktards.
"Jesus, Randy is hanging with some fucktardoids from the west side".
The unstoppable natural urge to ejaculate on a woman's breasts
His sperm became a juggernaut even though he aimed for her belly
