Land Mime

Accidentally stepping on a sleeping mime and dealing with the explosive verbal reactions before the mime realizes they need to start being silent again.

"I stepped on a Land Mime the other day and they yelled "What the Fuck???" then went silent and climbed out of an invisible window"

by clickeye3 October 19, 2019

K-Prop

North Korean propaganda

Kim released another K-Prop video of North Korea nuking America

by clickeye3 June 28, 2021

fucktardoids

People who are a tad more retarded than fucktards.

"Jesus, Randy is hanging with some fucktardoids from the west side".

by clickeye3 June 23, 2019

Patriotarchy

A system that assumes the more patriotic someone is the more American they are.

I just put an American flag on my porch to move up a notch in the Patriotarchy

by clickeye3 November 16, 2020

Swear Dancing

The act of hopping around in circles on one leg after stubbing your toe and cursing.

"I started swear dancing after accidentally kicking the leg of a chair in my kitchen"

by clickeye3 July 06, 2019

Juggernaut

The unstoppable natural urge to ejaculate on a woman's breasts

His sperm became a juggernaut even though he aimed for her belly

by clickeye3 March 28, 2019

envirophobic

The irrational fear of being killed by the environment.

Scott is so envirophobic that he moved to Denver to avoid ocean rise.

by clickeye3 February 03, 2019