clickeye3's definitions

Patriotarchy

A system that assumes the more patriotic someone is the more American they are.

I just put an American flag on my porch to move up a notch in the Patriotarchy

by clickeye3 November 15, 2020

Swear Dancing

The act of hopping around in circles on one leg after stubbing your toe and cursing.

"I started swear dancing after accidentally kicking the leg of a chair in my kitchen"

by clickeye3 July 6, 2019

wrestler's leg syndrome

Someone with unusually large calves in proportion to their body

That dude is small up top but down low he has a bad case of wrestler's leg syndrome

by clickeye3 August 9, 2018

envirophobic

The irrational fear of being killed by the environment.

Scott is so envirophobic that he moved to Denver to avoid ocean rise.

by clickeye3 February 3, 2019

ghost poacher

A ghost hunter who only hunts endangered ghosts.

"A ghost poacher just took video of a Mexican ghost with a Rubik's cube in his hand. They are super rare"

by clickeye3 January 23, 2019

Expressificity

When a black person takes the time to choose a fancy word before speaking

Reginald used extreme Expressificity when speaking at the all black college.

by clickeye3 December 9, 2019

peanut butter split

When a girl uses peanut butter to attract a dog to her vagina

After living alone for many years the girl knew it was time for a peanut butter split to take the edge off

by clickeye3 August 27, 2018