fuckshower 

When you hit your sister's chest.

I Gave Lucy A Fuckshower Screaming Dolphin.

fuckshower by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021

fuckshow

The highest level of absolute fiasco. An event or process where NOTHING goes right.

The war in Iraq is a total fuckshow.

fuckshow by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

fuckshovel 

Being as stupid as a shovel.

Also to be so stupid that you would actually consider making sweet love to a garden utensil.

In reference to a misspelling
"
O iR U: you spelled destroy wrong you fuckshovel"

fuckshovel by Max October 16, 2004

fuckshovel 

no.. fucking.. clue


defined by O iR U

you are a fuckshovel
your dad is a fuckshovel

fuckshovel by sEEk October 16, 2004

Fuckshow

1) An unstoppable force of stupidity; something not to be fucked with due to its retard factor; something so fucked up that it's best to give it a wide berth.

2) A person so fucked up that they will derail themselves with their own moronic actions; someone who doesn't need assitance in fucking up their life; a poor decision maker.

3) A catchphrase: "Nobody fucks with the Fuckshow!" Usually said by those who don't realize that being a Fuckshow is bad.

origin: Words uttered by a degenerate just before he exacted justice on a drunken hobo who was touching the hood of his minvan. After decimating the hobo and leaving him bleeding on the ground, the "Fuckshow" as he liked to refer to himself, purchased a 24 pack and left the scene. The hobo later died in hospital, and the "Fuckshow" ended up in prision, thus encompassing all it means to be a Fuckshow.

4) A self deprieciating term made by someone who knows that they fucked up bad.

"Man, the Nickleback concert the other night was a complete fuckshow."

"Ted is a total fuckshow."

"I've said it before and I'll say it again..."No one, and I mean no one, fucks with the Fuckshow!"

"Jesus Christ, I am suck a fuckshow!"

Fuckshow by kittycat78 April 14, 2010

fuckshoe 

an excessively stupid person

you're the biggest fuckshoe i know.

fuckshoe by antitheus November 2, 2002

fuckstomer 

Customer. (No one who ever stood behind a counter wearing a nametag would need further explanation.)

Dude #1: How did it go today?
Dude #2: The usual parade o' fuckstomers. I need a drink, or five.

fuckstomer by Miles O'Piles September 14, 2014