fuckscuse 

A really, unbelievably, bad excuse used to excuse something you are uninterested in.

James: “Yo Alex, hang out wit us, we finna pop some bottles tonight!”

Alex: “Sorry, I gotta walk uh my dog.”

James: “You don’t even have a dog, bish what kind of fuckscuse is that? Lmfaoo!!”

Alex: “shrugsssss”

fuckscuse by Shy Actor May 25, 2018

Fuckscuse me

When you are severely done with the ignorance of a person, and are in disbelief of the shit that just came out of their mouth. Use "fuckscuse me" to elaborate on the term "excuse me", with a hint of sass, as well as saying "fuck you" in a not so subtle tone.

Ben: "You're ugly."
Felicia: "Fuckscuse me?!"

Fuckscuse me by Fish1700 January 5, 2018

fuckcaseygray 

Fuckcaseygray is a term or hashtag used on social media to call out stolen valor frauds who lie about or embellish their military service. The individual will typically makes up war stories to gain sympathy, to feel important or to scam people out of money.

Did you see how that fraud claimed to be a CIA/FBI/SOF/RANGER/SEAL badass and when he was called out, he ran and filed emergency protection orders saying he was in fear someone would hurt him? Fuckcaseygray #fuckcaseygray

fuckcaseygray by Gatekeeper00 March 10, 2021

fucksqueeze 

(n.) a fucksqueeze is achieved when the word fucking is inserted into another word in order to intensify it; a modern portfuckingmanteau

A: "Wow, these nachos are really good."
B: "Good!? They're unbefuckinglievable!!!"
A: "Hey, nice fucksqueeze."

fucksqueeze by Dylanphile November 19, 2010

fuckused 

Basically getting fucked over.

"Fuck, I got fuckused."

fuckused by Ink Spot Mike's Wife friend December 26, 2008

Alligator Fuckhouse 

A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!

Sally: "Last night Johnny surprised me with an Alligator Fuckhouse, and I came for an hour and a half! I think the bite might have left a scar though..."

Alligator Fuckhouse by Alligator Fuckmaster April 26, 2006

Fuckscape 

A seemingly calm picture or wallpaper, normally to do with nature, that has been interrupted with an inappropriate sentence or word(s).

*insert picture of a lake with trees*
*blur the words "Burn Shit" into the picture*

Google image Fuckscape and you'll find tons

Fuckscape by Calibrix January 23, 2013