fuckcase 

An eternal screw-up, whether by nature or nurture; a dim-witted twit whose genetic mishaps have made it impossible for him to change his life.

"Sean's still smoking crack, even though he's got three kids. That dude's nothing but a fuckcase."

fuckcase by Charges February 11, 2004

fuckcaseygray 

Fuckcaseygray is a term or hashtag used on social media to call out stolen valor frauds who lie about or embellish their military service. The individual will typically makes up war stories to gain sympathy, to feel important or to scam people out of money.

Did you see how that fraud claimed to be a CIA/FBI/SOF/RANGER/SEAL badass and when he was called out, he ran and filed emergency protection orders saying he was in fear someone would hurt him? Fuckcaseygray #fuckcaseygray

fuckcaseygray by Gatekeeper00 March 10, 2021

Trilayered Orange Fuckcake 

The Trilayered Orange Fuckcake is a critically endangered branch of the human race. It gained its name from the orange coloration of its hide, and the three layers of its body; the outer coating of fat, the inner muscles (and organs), and the dark, evil core in the center. The dark inner cores are located within the heart. They fetch a price of a small loan of a million dollars, as they are extremely rare. Another striking characteristic of the Fuckcake is its majestic golden mane atop its head. Many wonder if the mane is in fact real, or just an illusion. Science thought these beasts were dead, but as one came into the public eye last year during the presidential election, so we know this not to be the case. The last remaining one has been given private sanctuaries in Washington and Mar a Lago to thrive for the rest of its days, and to breed with young, curvy, european swimsuit models, in hope that another Fuckcake will be born before the last one goes extinct. When in trouble, we believe they call on the help of other humans, including Russian leaders, but such acts of desperation have not yet been proven to exist. If you see another Fuckcake roaming the streets, please call the EPA, unless the Fuckcake in the White House has shut the EPA down, in which case, offer it a trail of scantily clad women that leads to a shelter of some sort, and protect it until we can have it breed with the other one.

Who let that Trilayered Orange Fuckcake into the goddamn white house?
Jesus fucking christ Billy, you're as filthy as a Trilayered Orange Fuckcake?
Latin Classification Term: Homo Sapiens Trilayerus Fuckcakeus

Trilayered Orange Fuckcake by ProtectionOfTheEndangered March 25, 2017

fuckcake 

1. An excuse to use the word fuck multiple times in a sentence.
2. A generic insult roughly equivalent to fuckhead, fuckface, etc.

1. What the motherfucking fuckcake eating fuck?
2. Go fuck yourself, you motherfucking fuckcake.

fuckcake by RCanuck February 14, 2008

fuckcakes

A hypothetical object that would be the combination of a fuck and a cake. Generally referred to in comparison of somethings merit or as something incredibly desirable.

"The PSP just came out and it's selling like fuckcakes!"

fuckcakes by Derek April 11, 2005

holy crapping fuck case 

an original curse word you say when you really mean something

N: Wow holy crapping fuck case, we just finished the movie, and there is no way I'm sleeping tonight!

Y: Hahahahahah nice cursing

N: Hahahaha I try to be original with my cursing

holy crapping fuck case by Y: nc7r89e0w3olah January 11, 2010

fuckcast 

Like 'forecast', a indicator for the probability of getting laid in a given situation.

JOHN: That girl you've been talking to is smokin' hot.
JACK: Yes; I think she really likes me!
JOHN: So, what's the fuckcast?
JACK: About 60%

fuckcast by uniblob May 12, 2008