fuckotic

Sexually confusing.

"Whenever that person gets near me, it gets so fuckotic, because I can never tell whether they're a guy or a girl. (This person just happens to be Tony Danza)"

by Cory Hunt April 4, 2003

fuckstick

An idiot

If Bob wasn't such a fuckstick, we might be able to get this job done.

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

fucktician

Someone incredibly skilled at sex and/or a skill closely related to sex, i.e. writing porn.

"Dude, that story you wrote gave me a massive boner."

"What canI say? I'm a fucktician."

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

Fuckstick

Fuckstick is one of the most versatile words in the English language. It is interchangeable with fuck which can mean just about anything.

Awe fuckstick! Are you fucksticking me?That mother fuckstick fucksticked me in the fuckstick!

by Cori and Laura October 28, 2021

fuckstick

A huge fucking idiot, a tool, a moron

Hey, dude, stop being a fuckstick, or I will dickslap you

by Me June 26, 2004

Fucksticks!

1. A word used to express total annoyance

2. A word used to describe those who have caused you total annoyance.

3. A group of teenage idiots that hang around shopping centres, swearing, spitting and acting hyper.

1. " My internet connection has gone again! FUCKSTICKS!!"

2. "My energy company sent me an estimated bill for about 5 times more than is humanly possible to consume. Fucksticks!"

3. Tina decided to use the south entrance to the mall, owing to the high concentration of fucksticks spitting and leaping about outside the north entrance.

by MagickDio April 24, 2010

Fuckstickistan

The physical/geographic origin of people who are fucksticks. If one is from Fuckstickistan, they are a Fuckstick or Fucksticki.

"What's the weather like in Fuckstickistan? (You fuckstick)" "He was so busy figuring out how to get back to Fuckstickistan, I couldn't get his attention to order my beer."

by rabiddog January 13, 2006