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Fuckfizzle 

A dude that starts out strong and hard, but becomes limp before the business is done.
Girl, he was a fuckfizzle! He put 10 inches in me and 2 minutes later it was 3 inches of dead dick. He ain't even cum before it got all soft and shit.
Fuckfizzle by Betdog November 9, 2012

fucknozzle 

A person or entity who is a complete waste of time if they weren't so unintentionally funny, delusional or lying.
Richard Nixon says he isn't a crook? What a fucknozzle!
fucknozzle by Cujo November 17, 2003

Fucknozzle 

The correct term for people who don't believe in the International Space Station.
"It has been brought to my attention that the correct term for people who don't believe in the space station is fucknozzle - not shitwit" - Professor Brian Cox
Fucknozzle by 093826 November 22, 2017

fucknozzle 

A term of contempt for a person who picks pointless arguments on the Internet, usually by making up quotes.
Mad_clown is a complete fucknozzle.

Fucknozzle 

an overcompensated politically correct name for someone who is a dick.
If you get a few beers in him he'll become a complete fucknozzle
Fucknozzle by elmodo April 8, 2009

Fucknozzle 

Slang term used for someone who is a complete annoyance and/or socially retarded. Often associated with the term douchebag.
That dude just cut me off on the freeway just now. What a fucknozzle.
Fucknozzle by JohnnyWadd September 23, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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