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Fuckfizzle 

A dude that starts out strong and hard, but becomes limp before the business is done.
Girl, he was a fuckfizzle! He put 10 inches in me and 2 minutes later it was 3 inches of dead dick. He ain't even cum before it got all soft and shit.
Fuckfizzle by Betdog November 9, 2012

fucknozzle 

A person or entity who is a complete waste of time if they weren't so unintentionally funny, delusional or lying.
Richard Nixon says he isn't a crook? What a fucknozzle!
fucknozzle by Cujo November 17, 2003

Fucknozzle 

The correct term for people who don't believe in the International Space Station.
"It has been brought to my attention that the correct term for people who don't believe in the space station is fucknozzle - not shitwit" - Professor Brian Cox
Fucknozzle by 093826 November 22, 2017

fucknozzle 

A term of contempt for a person who picks pointless arguments on the Internet, usually by making up quotes.
Mad_clown is a complete fucknozzle.

Fucknozzle 

an overcompensated politically correct name for someone who is a dick.
If you get a few beers in him he'll become a complete fucknozzle
Fucknozzle by elmodo April 8, 2009

Fucknozzle 

Slang term used for someone who is a complete annoyance and/or socially retarded. Often associated with the term douchebag.
That dude just cut me off on the freeway just now. What a fucknozzle.
Fucknozzle by JohnnyWadd September 23, 2010