fuckmitten 

1. A glove used when pleasuring oneself.
2. An annoying person.

Tib, you fuckmitten! Go use a fuckmitten on yourself!

fuckmitten by Madmarkus May 19, 2005

fuckmitten 

Another word for a condom.

She told me I had to use a fuckmitten in order to fuck her.

fuckmitten by dirtymurbag December 2, 2014

FUCKWITTERY 

The art of doing things for the sake of doing things, that don't need to be done.

Over complicating processes just to make your job seem more important is fuckwittery at its best!

FUCKWITTERY by 00486770 April 1, 2021

Fuckwitted

A mildly insulting/endearing term for someone who is slow on the uptake or just a bit dim.

"Don't mind my mate, he's a bit fuckwitted"

Fuckwitted by Kirow Baye February 29, 2008

Cluster fuckwittery 

A clusterfuck caused by some really dumb people . A real joint effort by a bunch of fuckwits to do something dumb arse

You could not believe how dumb their plan was , it was cluster fuckwittery

Cluster fuckwittery by The smedders wrestler May 27, 2019

fuckwittery 

1. (n.) The state of being or acts associated with a fuckwit.
2. (n.) Variant of fuckwittage.

His capacity for fuckwittery has risen to new heights.

fuckwittery by anycon June 24, 2003

fuckwittedness 

what a regular person experiences due to the actions of a fuckwitard

He was unable to open the bottle with the bottle opener due to his fuckwittedness of nature

fuckwittedness by momairam November 14, 2011