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FUCKWITTERY 

The art of doing things for the sake of doing things, that don't need to be done.
Over complicating processes just to make your job seem more important is fuckwittery at its best!
FUCKWITTERY by 00486770 April 1, 2021

fuckmitch 

fuckmitch is the point in which someone pisses you off so much for trying to get with a girl that you you like which makes you go off in rage because of what he does, or also defined as someone who acts alot more drunk than they really are.
Example 1: Dude ive been talking to that girl for a month, you are being such a fuckmitch.

Example 2: Dude you have only had 2 beers, your being such a fuckmitch
fuckmitch by Arlington Texass October 18, 2009

Fuck fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck 

1. To have sexual intercourse.

2. An exclamation made when stuffed something up.

3. What Bushy and her Schmootzy Poo do.
Girl 1: Guess what I did in the public toilets! :D
Girl 2: *oh god..* What!
Girl 1: I had a Fuck fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck .. WITH MY SCHMOOTZY POO!
Girl 2: *WHAT DA FAAAAAAAAAAARK* cool.

fuckmitch 

the point in which someone pisses you off so much for trying to get with a girl that you you like which makes you go off in rage because of what he does, or also defined as someone who acts alot more drunk than they really are.
fuckmitch is the point in which someone pisses you off so much for trying to get with a girl that youExample 1: Dude ive been talking to that girl for a month, you are being such a fuckmitch.

Example 2: Dude you have only had 2 beers, your being such a fuckmitch
fuckmitch by Everybody in Aggtown October 18, 2009

Fuckwitt 

An extremely stupid person that should be killed at once.
Mrs. Long is such a fuckwitt!
Fuckwitt by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Fuckwitticism 

The act of doing something so incredibly stupid that it is almost unbelieveable. Commonly seen in attention whores and people who lack the basic intelligence to be interesting in their own right.

Acts of fuckwitticism include making up ridiculous stories that are easily proven to be false or performing attention grabbing stunts which entail consequences that greatly outweigh the pros of being noticed for five minutes.
1.

Bill: Oh, I got a picture message of Toni naked. She's sent it to everyone she knows.
Ted: That's possibly the biggest act of fuckwitticism I've seen. Clearly the pros of attention outweigh the negativity of appearing to be a slut?

2.
Bill: Oh Toni told me she was in France this week.
Ted: But she told me she's in Norfolk?!
Marvin: I rang her home and her mother said she was there. I think it's just her fuckwitticism coming through attempting to make her seem interesting.
Fuckwitticism by Itchy_gums August 10, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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