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fuckintosh 

It is meant to be mainly a PC which has FreeBSD (a powerfull UNIX flavour) installed.

After being customized and conveniently configured (i.e. after having been fucked for a while), it

gets fast and stable like a beast and NEVER breaks down. As opposed to the macintosh or

hackintosh (the gays' dream), this one usually doesn't run a bloated GUI such as KDE or GNOME,

because it needs to run fast and scare newbies away. The option for a GUI must be a lightweight

and fast window manager like WindowMaker or Fluxbox.
My fuckintosh runs stable and fast.

I just laugh at Windows users and Mac fanboys.
fuckintosh by fbsd November 28, 2009
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Fuckintastic 

Fucking fantastic - Amazing
The concert was fuckintastic!
Fuckintastic by Yasso October 3, 2008

FuckinShip 

Relationship based totally on sexual relations with no emotional involvement past friendship.
ie... "Friends with Benefits", Those two have a total fuckinship.
FuckinShip by Thumpmaster May 6, 2009

fuckingshitballs 

This is what you say in a situation where you’re basiclly screwed but you’re too unique to just say the good-old fuck
“I lost my phone .... fuckingshitballs”

Fuck'intosh

Another name for an Apple Computer. Often derogatory, used when the computer is not working correctly or is incompatible with some software. Derived from the original name for Apples, (Macintosh)
"What kind of computer did you buy?"
"A Fuck'intosh."
Fuck'intosh by Kiyotaka October 10, 2007

Fuckintastic 

Something so fantastic that you have to put (Fuck) in it to make it more interesting, funny, and above all awesome.
Thats Fuckintastic! Great job man! :D
Fuckintastic by 6McCra6cken6 October 20, 2010

FuckingShitHole 

When you are very fucking angry and you want to fucking scream fuck my life kill me now
Sam: I want to kill myself
Rose: FuckingShitHole
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