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neck fucking 

When a guy has a girl get on her knees and sticks his erect penis against her neck, underneath her chin. He then grabs the back of her head forcing her to look downward holding his penis between her neck and chin, and proceedes to thrust back and forth.
guy: I gave her a good neck fucking last night.
guy 2: Really? How was it?
guy: Surpringly, it felt really good!
neck fucking by Nocton55 January 28, 2009

Fucking useless neck down braindead cunt 

Someone who is so fucking useless their body only functions from the neck downwards, completely independently of the brain, resulting in someone who literally isn't worth a wank
Dom Willey is one fucking useless neck down braindead cunt

Neck Fucking 

A sexual act that involving stoma penetration with a penis. Also involving the sexual fetish of scarves, turtlenecks, and beards.
A "neck job" is a lot like a blow job, but a lot more like fucking a neck.

Neck fucking is a lot like a Halls commercial.
Neck Fucking by Nvledgend April 19, 2011

fuckin up my neck 

You say this when you get annoyed on the phone and are about to hang up. Since you’re leaning your head to be on the phone, the person on the other end is fuckin up your neck and wasting your time.
Aye man you fuckin up my neck, bye

*hangs up phone*
fuckin up my neck by geenass August 16, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026