Fuckfaced 

The PINNACLE of the drunkenness scale, far more than ‘drunk’ and certainly levels higher than ‘wasted’
One is only well and truly fuckfaced when they can’t stand up, let alone walk…

The less you can talk, the more fuckfaced you are

‘I want to get well and truly fuckfaced tonight’
‘Brad is such a lightweight, he was fuckfaced after 3 drinks!’

Fuckfaced by Lord Andreas II September 4, 2021

fuckfaced 

When you so wasted that you can't stand up and land on some random person lawn face first.

Dude I got fuckfaced druck and woke up in Richard's ward.

fuckfaced by I aint typing my name for a box. June 26, 2005

Fuckfaced 

When you get really really drunk and are passed the point of being shit-faced. You get so drunk you are fuckfaced.
To be fuckfaced is hilarious to everyone except the one who is fuckfaced. The one who is fuckfaced usually does something highly embarrassing.

"Dude you were so drunk last night."
"Man no I wasn't"
"Do you even remember what happened?"
"Not really man. What happened?"
"Well you got so drunk that you stripped down, painted your penis and put a costume on it, and walked up to random girls and said 'Don't worry citizen. SuperPenis will save you from the villianous VaginaMonster!' And tried to have sex with them so 'SuperPenis' could save them by pounding the 'VaginaMonster' into submission."
"Dude that's not drunk. I was completely fuckfaced."
"Hahaha yeah you were. And it was hilarious."
"Not to me."
"Well it was to the rest of us."

Fuckfaced by AlphaBitch14 May 9, 2013

fuckfaced 

Resembling someone who is as annoying and bad as a fuckface.

At the party, I hated it because there were so many fuckfaced guys there!!!

fuckfaced by pornuser June 9, 2018

Fuckfaced Feelings

When you love someone but you’re in denial, so you call your love towards them “fuckfaced feelings”

Sarah: I got some fuckfaced feelings for Jake…

Kayla: Are you serious? He’s a total fuck boy!

Fuckfaced Feelings by Higuchi’s Wifey May 30, 2026

fucktahedron 

A multifaceted problem with which all sides are intractably complicated.

This ongoing Israel-Palestine conflict is a real fucktahedron.

fucktahedron by CdnKidsMD May 22, 2021

fuckfactor

The rating system used to judge if someone is or isn't fuckable.

When someone is sexually interested in somebody else the fuckfactor comes into play.

fuckfactor by jpg3 November 21, 2011