Fuckbuncle

a situation in wich you are fucked, no matter your decision or direction

There is no correct way out.

Today's situation was debatable but either way I went it turned into a fuckbuncle.You find yourself in a fuckbuncle relationship,argument or location.

by tswmso September 19, 2020

fuckbuncle

Any situation in which you are screwed by any direction you choose to turn.
No decision made helps you.
A person who fucks up every single thing they can.

Joe is a fuckbuncle, he has jacked up everyone's day by opening his mouth.

by tswmso September 30, 2020

protestant fuckbucket

A individual of protestant religious belief who enjoys the act of consistent sex

Oh fuck off ya wee protestant fuckbucket!

by Aildaris September 21, 2017

fuckbucket

colloquial term for a woman who has repeatedly engaged in carnal activities, to the point whereupon she becomes overly enlarged.

She's such a fuckbucket, you need to strap a plank across your arse to stop from falling in

by Gazza February 6, 2003

fuckbungler

Fuckbungler (n): A person who is incompetent in every capacity. They are so poor at everything, they literally cannot even fuck correctly. Hence the term, fuckbungler. One who bungles fucks.

I had to redo the entire report, because my project partner is such an utter fuckbungler.

by The Weasel of Truth November 28, 2015

Hold your fuckbucket

A phrase that means calm down and be patient and shut the hell up. Also could mean 'shut the fuck up'

Hold your fuckbucket!!!

by minimegmoan September 25, 2010

fuckbuddles

fuckbuddies who cuddle

Hey, this is the third time you've hooked up with that person. And you stayed over at their place last night. Are y'all dating now or something?

No, no, we're just fuckbuddles.

by pearbear December 5, 2010