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People that think there funny when there not and end up on the side of the road in black bags
Fuck all theses fuckbags for thinking it's ok to do the things there doing to hurt others when there the ones hurting in the end ....
Fuckbags by anonymous August 16, 2022
someone who is a fucking idiot and probably should be shot
fuckbag by nicole January 8, 2005

freshman fuckbag 

Noun.

The freshman college girl who fiends for the cock and a big party Monday through Sunday. Typically receives poor grades first semester. An easy lay.
Dave - "Hey man, did you meet any chicks at that party last night?"

Scott - "Yeah man! I got laid by some freshman fuckbag. Hopefully I don't test positive for anything..."

Dave - "Gross, man."

Juicy Fuckbag 

Someone who is a complete and utter failure and asshole.

Juicy because they are so plump and full of fail.
Fuckbag because quite simply, they are a bag of filled, and possibly overflowing, FUCK.

Sometimes, it can be another word for Cunt.
EXAMPLE 1:
Bob: Wow, Mary sucks at life.
Tom: Yea, I know. She can't even make friends on myspace.
Bob: She's such a Juicy Fuckbag.

EXAMPLE 2:
Bill: My ex-girlfriend is such a Cunt!
Jack: Shush!! My Grandma can hear you!
Bill: Oh Shit sorry. I mean, she's such a Juicy Fuckbag.
Juicy Fuckbag by Go Wait In The Car! February 23, 2009

fuckbastard 

A compound word using the words "fuck" and "bastard". More insulting than individually saying "fuck" and "bastard".
Gimme back my hotdog, you fuckbastard!
fuckbastard by Diseeze October 8, 2006

fuckbasket 

A basket that carries your fucks. It is most often empty, because frankly, there are no fucks to be given.
I tried to care about how he felt, but my fuckbasket was empty. I had no more fucks to give.
fuckbasket by MaryMayhem April 24, 2013