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A text group of drunken firemen from the shoreline in Connecticut
Those fuckbags are at it again crashing a wedding at a local resort.

Those fuckbags keep sending unsolicited text messages to fellow firefighters.... (Ben)
by Bubba300 June 5, 2018
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Fuckbags

People that think there funny when there not and end up on the side of the road in black bags
Fuck all theses fuckbags for thinking it's ok to do the things there doing to hurt others when there the ones hurting in the end ....
by anonymous August 16, 2022
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fuckbag

someone who is a fucking idiot and probably should be shot
by nicole January 8, 2005
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freshman fuckbag

Noun.

The freshman college girl who fiends for the cock and a big party Monday through Sunday. Typically receives poor grades first semester. An easy lay.
Dave - "Hey man, did you meet any chicks at that party last night?"

Scott - "Yeah man! I got laid by some freshman fuckbag. Hopefully I don't test positive for anything..."

Dave - "Gross, man."
by Herb Crowbasket January 16, 2014
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Juicy Fuckbag

Someone who is a complete and utter failure and asshole.

Juicy because they are so plump and full of fail.
Fuckbag because quite simply, they are a bag of filled, and possibly overflowing, FUCK.

Sometimes, it can be another word for Cunt.
EXAMPLE 1:
Bob: Wow, Mary sucks at life.
Tom: Yea, I know. She can't even make friends on myspace.
Bob: She's such a Juicy Fuckbag.

EXAMPLE 2:
Bill: My ex-girlfriend is such a Cunt!
Jack: Shush!! My Grandma can hear you!
Bill: Oh Shit sorry. I mean, she's such a Juicy Fuckbag.
by Go Wait In The Car! February 23, 2009
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fuckbastard

A compound word using the words "fuck" and "bastard". More insulting than individually saying "fuck" and "bastard".
Gimme back my hotdog, you fuckbastard!
by Diseeze October 8, 2006
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fuckbasket

A basket that carries your fucks. It is most often empty, because frankly, there are no fucks to be given.
I tried to care about how he felt, but my fuckbasket was empty. I had no more fucks to give.
by MaryMayhem April 24, 2013
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