shut the fuck uppercut

a prolonged version of stfu, usually used to express further anger.

"oh my god! so i heard jenny talking about cindy saying she was going out with brad and sarah was cheating on him with ricky and-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UPPERCUT!"

by dagreatdane4 July 01, 2009

halocunt

someone is is overly obsessed with the hit game halo, preferably used to describe 8 year olds and teenage nerds.

"halo is the best game ever, i cant stop playing it"

"screw you, halocunt. call of duty 4 is better."

by dagreatdane4 July 01, 2009

shut your whore mouth

a phrase said to a woman after it is found that she speaks out of turn or profoundly, usually followed by a punch or slap to the face.

ren: "me and my wife are going to go golfing today."

mike: "oh really? you're going to that old, run down course by the river, right?"

jenny: "it's a nice course!"

*ren slaps jenny*

ren: "you shut your whore mouth when men are talking!"

by dagreatdane4 July 01, 2009

crop chopper

a term used to describe someone who is boring or a workaholic

"jeeze, i cant believe steve blew us off to go fishing"
"yeah, that guy is such a crop chopper"

"i hate having that leon guy in our group. he's indifferent about everything."
"i know, what a crop chopper"

by dagreatdane4 July 01, 2009