Definitions by dagreatdane4

shut the fuck uppercut 

a prolonged version of stfu, usually used to express further anger.

"oh my god! so i heard jenny talking about cindy saying she was going out with brad and sarah was cheating on him with ricky and-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UPPERCUT!"

shut the fuck uppercut by dagreatdane4 July 1, 2009

crop chopper 

a term used to describe someone who is boring or a workaholic

"jeeze, i cant believe steve blew us off to go fishing"
"yeah, that guy is such a crop chopper"

"i hate having that leon guy in our group. he's indifferent about everything."
"i know, what a crop chopper"

crop chopper by dagreatdane4 July 1, 2009

shut your whore mouth 

a phrase said to a woman after it is found that she speaks out of turn or profoundly, usually followed by a punch or slap to the face.

ren: "me and my wife are going to go golfing today."

mike: "oh really? you're going to that old, run down course by the river, right?"

jenny: "it's a nice course!"

*ren slaps jenny*

ren: "you shut your whore mouth when men are talking!"

shut your whore mouth by dagreatdane4 July 1, 2009

halocunt 

someone is is overly obsessed with the hit game halo, preferably used to describe 8 year olds and teenage nerds.

"halo is the best game ever, i cant stop playing it"

"screw you, halocunt. call of duty 4 is better."

halocunt by dagreatdane4 July 1, 2009