9 definitions by Moontos
A "fuck-and-duck" is when person "A" has sex with person "B", then avoids any and all contact with person "B". This may be to ensure that a sexual encounter becomes a one-night stand. It is also a means of breaking up with a person.
After the sixth unreturned phone call, Sharon began to suspect she was the victim of a fuck-and-duck.
by Moontos December 23, 2006
A "fuck-and-duck" is when person "A" has sex with person "B", then avoids any and all contact with person "B". This may be to ensure that a sexual encounter becomes a one-night stand. It is also a means of breaking up with a person.
After the sixth unreturned phone call, Sharon began to suspect she was the victim of a fuck-and-duck.
by Moontos December 29, 2006
Once I heard that Donald Rumsfeld had stepped down, I had a schadenfreudegasm so huge that I had to throw away my underpants.
by Moontos November 10, 2006
Once I heard that Donald Rumsfeld had stepped down, I had a schadenfreudegasm so huge that I had to throw away my underpants.
by Moontos November 11, 2006
v. To expel forcibly from one's anus the blood, semen, fecal material, lubricant and associated materials after engaging in anal sex
She enjoyed anal sex, but really looked forward to the assgasm she would have in the bathroom afterward.
by Moontos October 25, 2006
v. To expel forcibly from one's anus the blood, semen, fecal material, lubricant and associated materials after engaging in anal sex
She enjoyed anal sex, but really looked forward to the assgasm she would have in the bathroom afterward.
by Moontos October 24, 2006
by Moontos November 22, 2006