Moontos's definitions

fuck-and-duck

A "fuck-and-duck" is when person "A" has sex with person "B", then avoids any and all contact with person "B". This may be to ensure that a sexual encounter becomes a one-night stand. It is also a means of breaking up with a person.

After the sixth unreturned phone call, Sharon began to suspect she was the victim of a fuck-and-duck.

by Moontos January 2, 2007

assgasm

v. To expel forcibly from one's anus the blood, semen, fecal material, lubricant and associated materials after engaging in anal sex

She enjoyed anal sex, but really looked forward to the assgasm she would have in the bathroom afterward.

by Moontos November 6, 2008

Badge Sucker

A person, male or female, sexually attracted to badge-wielding authority figures.

Ellen: That cop was hot!
Meg: That fat one? With the greasy moustache?
Ellen: Yeah!
Meg: You are such a Badge Sucker.

by Moontos December 31, 2006

Douche-Hole

N. A combination douchebag and asshole.

Man, leave me alone and quit being such a douche-hole.

by Moontos November 12, 2008

Schadenfreudegasm

N. Schadenfreude so intense that it results in an orgasm.

Once I heard that Donald Rumsfeld had stepped down, I had a schadenfreudegasm so huge that I had to throw away my underpants.

by Moontos November 10, 2008

Badge Sucker

A person, male or female, sexually attracted to badge-wielding authority figures.

Ellen: That cop was hot!
Meg: That fat one? With the greasy moustache?
Ellen: Yeah!
Meg: You are such a Badge Sucker.

by Moontos December 11, 2008

fuck-and-duck

A "fuck-and-duck" is when person "A" has sex with person "B", then avoids any and all contact with person "B". This may be to ensure that a sexual encounter becomes a one-night stand. It is also a means of breaking up with a person.

After the sixth unreturned phone call, Sharon began to suspect she was the victim of a fuck-and-duck.

by Moontos December 13, 2008