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Fuck Your Face 

A vulgar hybrid of the classic "kiss my ass" and "fuck you" insults.

A person says "fuck your face" to exhibit a deep hatred of everything another person embodies as people are generally identified by their faces. Contrary to how it sounds, it is meant only to express deep hatred and is not in any way a request for future action by the recipient.
Fuck Your Face by AlexisIrene October 16, 2008

Fuck your face 

To dismiss someone angrily, similar to "fuck you" or "fuck off", but more to say that they are also wrong about something they just said to you.

It's a Chicago thing, first appearing in a Yelp Chicago talk thread about the southside of the city being less favored than the north, and the racial and other implications of that.
"Bitch, your tanorexic ass is just mad because you are poor and eat ramen and got roaches and shit."

"I'm not poor at all you wrinkly ho. In fact I got a luxary Audi and my daddy owns half the southside, so fuck your face."

Fuck Your Face All Day 

#FYFAD

Some crazy artist on Instagram created an illustration and someone made some stickers. You may or may not have seen these stickers posted around the world.

Can be taken the wrong way but also an adorably cute sticker made for kicks.
You're being a real shithead man, Fuck Your Face All Day.
Fuck Your Face All Day by MonsterTime November 27, 2012

fist-fuck your face

get punched hard in the mouth
I was just chatting with his bitch, and he started fist-fucking my face!
fist-fuck your face by Silence March 26, 2003

monkey fuck your face 

Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!
monkey fuck your face by mrgconn August 10, 2018

fuck your own face 

Action performed, literally, after taking a big step back
Les Grossman: First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE
fuck your own face by gosu75 November 23, 2010
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