Definitions by mrgconn

Loose Goose 

When your wife is sleeping and she lets out a very relaxed and extended fart.

Dude... last night at 3am... my wife was sleeping and rolled over and let out a loose goose of a fart.

Loose Goose by mrgconn May 2, 2019

monkey fuck your face 

To royally beat the fuck out of somebody.

Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!

monkey fuck your face by mrgconn August 10, 2018

fuck deep 

A high level to which you're into something.

Billy asked me if I could help him fix his car. I told him, "No man! I'm FUCK deep into a project right now. Maybe next week?"

fuck deep by mrgconn July 21, 2018