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fuck tab 

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The top of a soda/pop/coke can given to someone indicating that the giver would like to fuck the receiver. If the receiver returns it to the giver, the giver owes them a sexual favor.
Jamie: Hey, Jane, why'd you give Dick that pop tab?
Jane: It's a fuck tab, Jamie.
Dick: Hey, Jane *gives her the tab* In my car after school?
Jane: Sounds great!
Jamie: o.o

Child: "Mommy, why do you have all these coke tabs in a jar?"
Mother: "Oh...no reason..." *calmly takes jar from child and hides it*
fuck tab by The Receiver November 11, 2006
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fuck you tabby

When you get jelly of tabby so you say "fuck you" because you are jelly
Tabby: I finished my homework!
Someone: fuck you tabby
fuck you tabby by WeedTree September 28, 2020

If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets 

If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets
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fucktabulous

when something is so damn exciting you just wanna fuck someone.
Rebecca: VICTORIA'S SECERT SALE!
Jamal: THATS FUCKTABULOUS wanna fuck?
fucktabulous by kelseykrunk December 29, 2008

fucktabulous

something that is so kick ass it can be compared to sex
god damn that starburst was fucktabulous
fucktabulous by Jebus December 10, 2002

FUCKtabulous

FUCKtabulous is like fantabulous but better.

Your so excited, its like you HAVE to add a cuss word to it!
its...its...FUCKtabulous!
I love these shoes! They are FUCktabulous!!!
=D
FUCKtabulous by KaylaKakes July 2, 2009

Fucktabulous

Something that is so amazingly wonderful, it's almost as good as sex...it's basically fabulous!
"Those 10 minutes of heaven in your bed were fucktabulous!"
Fucktabulous by Speed Racer August 23, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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