Fuck Roast
Fuck Roast by le hizzel February 18, 2008
Words you can keep
fuck roast
guy; im gonna fuck roast you till dawn as soon as its hot enough, dearest
middleton;awww i cant wait, im gonna get a right old grilling
oven;ping!
warning - middleton will die during a fuck roast thus turning into necrophilia
middleton;awww i cant wait, im gonna get a right old grilling
oven;ping!
warning - middleton will die during a fuck roast thus turning into necrophilia
fuck roast by jon puzzle February 4, 2008
Related Words
The "Fuck Yourself" Roast
This is the roast you use when you want someone to go fuck themselves and get lost. The roast goes like this, "Insert name here has a mirror in their pants, because the only person he/she sees in them is himself/herself."
Greg: "What's up, punk! Give me your lunch money!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."
"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."
"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"
The "Fuck Yourself" Roast by Bullyimmunebitch May 11, 2020
fuck-roasted
fuck-roasted by Fuckboy9274 October 17, 2015
fucktoastface
Group of foreigners are walking down the path looking for their airline gate. And they all stopped suddenly.
A fucktoastface short guy with mommy issues barked at them "keep it moving!" in a clearly derogatory manner.
So I told him to “chill out, they are just lost passengers” and then he looked at me like he wanted to fight, but then saw a god before his eyes, and started to grovel and whimper away like the fucktoastface he is.
A fucktoastface short guy with mommy issues barked at them "keep it moving!" in a clearly derogatory manner.
So I told him to “chill out, they are just lost passengers” and then he looked at me like he wanted to fight, but then saw a god before his eyes, and started to grovel and whimper away like the fucktoastface he is.
fucktoastface by TonyPony28 February 2, 2022
fuckrastination
The practice of putting off your work with the much more rewarding task of making the sweet love with your partner. This is most clearly defined when no sex has occured for quite some time, but when a big task needs to be done by the partner, they somehow turn into a love machine until the deadline has passed.
Also, the verb- to fuckrastinate.
Also, the verb- to fuckrastinate.
I saw an opportunity for fuckrastination when my wife bent down to pick up the pencil I dropped while doing while starting my final draft at 9:30 pm.
fuckrastination by SingularityCan April 12, 2023
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!