fuckrastination

The practice of putting off your work with the much more rewarding task of making the sweet love with your partner. This is most clearly defined when no sex has occured for quite some time, but when a big task needs to be done by the partner, they somehow turn into a love machine until the deadline has passed.
Also, the verb- to fuckrastinate.

I saw an opportunity for fuckrastination when my wife bent down to pick up the pencil I dropped while doing while starting my final draft at 9:30 pm.

by SingularityCan April 12, 2023