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Fuck knuckled 

When you are hoodwinked into an incorrect decision, based on a misinterpretation of facts believed to be correct or general idiocacy.
Damn, Ryan was fuck knuckled into selecting Waite in his SuperCoach team .
Fuck knuckled by Up_thedons June 16, 2016
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fuck knuckled 

to go knuckle deep into the anal regions of the other gender while your other knuckle is 5 inches deep in their other genital region.
you have just been fuck knuckled by him
fuck knuckled by Gizard XD February 28, 2017

Fuck Knuckle 

n, a noun to describe the type of person who upon seeing you immediately want to fuck right in the face with your knuckle,

v, a Fuck Knuckle is a person who would benefit from having their face rearranged on a permanent basis using only a fist
Sean: "Jo do you see that Fuck Knuckle across the street?"

Jo: "Yeah go put his face in a new shape, He's a Fuck Knuckle!"
Fuck Knuckle by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 26, 2019

Fuck Knuckle 

General dickhead. See also Fucker, Asshole, Cunt et al.
That's not my wife you stoopid fuck knucle!
Fuck Knuckle by Izzy Stewart April 8, 2003

Fuck-Knuckle 

Brick-like intellegence coupled with new levels of arse-holiness.
Fuck-Knuckle by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

Fuck Knuckle 

Can be used to describe a person who is generally a dickhead, or used when something goes wrong.
A) You are such a fuck knuckle

B) Fuck knuckle!
Fuck Knuckle by ~primakat~ September 1, 2005

Fuck knuckle 

Wow jones was a fuck knuckle to jump off that roof!
Fuck knuckle by Hayden The Sexy April 14, 2006
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