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Gut Fuck 

When a man or woman let's someone ferociously fornicate with their colonoscopy bag hole. In turn, literally fucking their guts out.
-"Hey Greg how much for a gut fuck?"

"Oh fuck, uhm..... $300?"

-"Alright sounds good to me"

"Try to stay away from my liver"

-"I can't control it once it's in, it does what it wants...."
Gut Fuck by FomeDe January 11, 2012

Tit Gut Fuck 

When a chick has a big potbelly and you cannot get to her tits for a titty fuck, you stick your dick between her gut and her tits for a fuck
Lauren's belly is so fat that her husband must give her a tit gut fuck instead of a tit fuck!
Tit Gut Fuck by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

gut fuck 

to fuck a female so hard and long that in essences you are fuckin thir guts but can only be dun with a above average dick!
jack fuck jill so hard he gut fucked her in to orgasmic tremors of pain as his dick gut fucks her!
gut fuck by wickedjuggalonate April 28, 2009

Gut Fuck 

To shoot or stab in the guts especially in a way that is messy or resembles sexual intercourse.
1. Dude! I just slipped my knife into this dudes' guts then slid it in and out slowly until he was totally gut fucked.

2. The farmer gut fucked his prize cow, with a shotgun, at point blank range.
Gut Fuck by Anonymous Vomitus November 24, 2009

Gut fuck 

When a girl with a huge strap-on deep throats a guy until it reaches his stomach.
See that guy over there? Yeah he got gut fucked by me.
Gut fuck by Big_dog_M March 4, 2021

fuck a duck on a gut wagon 

Means you are screwed in the worse way .. Basically life is so screwed up. Worse case scenario.
Bertha wrecked her car killed 3 people... Ouch I bumped my pinky toe on the couch..Fuck a duck on a gut wagon
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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