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a phrase used to amuse one's companions by offending others within earshot.
Also used in "Fuck God dead" or "Fuck God dead up the asshole with a giant rubber dildo" (roughly equivalent to 'golly')
Scurve #1: Did he just say "FUCK GOD"!?
Scurve #2: No, I think he said "FUCK GOD"!
Scurve #3: Hey, you can't say "FUCK GOD" in here!
etc.
Fuck God by Dick Gang September 25, 2005
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FUCK GOD AKA Daniel. Fucks every single slut and Cum God there is.
-person 1: Is that the FUCK GOD?

-person 2: WTF? I NEED TO SUCK THAT COCK.

-person 1: NOT IF I SUCK IT FIRST.

oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH 

when shit go bad
(four girls in a bikini with big tits walks into Rob's house and he is pure and loves god)

Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)

GOD FUCK 

Too express extreme disapointment, anger, suprise, rage or disapproval in a situation or thing. This phrase is best used when you feel damnation from God is not enough (God Damn It), and the only appropriate action is for God to 'fuck' the condemned in a manner suiting the prefered connotation of the word 'fuck.' (E.X. To fornicate, to treat in a harsh manner, distort, ect.)
GOD FUCK that stupid whore

or

Jane lost the Dog? GOD FUCK!
GOD FUCK by M. Tackett December 24, 2008

god fuck 

Word that can be used when pissed off. Equivalent of God dammit, only it makes no grammatical sense at all, and is therefore fun to say.
god fuck by Spoon Worshiper January 20, 2004

god fuck it 

A derivative of goddammit that conveys a greater feeling of outrage in the speaker, due to the much heightened blasphemy of asking God to not merely damn the object or situation, but also to have punish fuck sex with it.
A guy walks out of his apartment to discover his car window has been smashed in, and exclaims: "God fuck it!"
god fuck it by rapscallion9000 October 16, 2008

God-Fuck 

Used to depict strong emotion and/or feeling;used to describe something so magnificently huge,as if it could fuck God himself.
1:Your god-fucking ridiculous.
2:Would you look at that god-fucking building!
3:Your a god-fucking ass.
4:I god-fucking love you
God-Fuck by Comrade Christmas June 28, 2007
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