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Fold a Fuck / Fuck a Fold

Refers to a sexual technique involving obese women - the male folds a portion of flesh into an area in which the penis can simulate vaginal intercourse, thus "fucking the fold".
I'm gonna Fold a Fuck / Fuck a Fold.

What The Fuck Is Fold: The First Juvenile Release (Folding); The First Juvenile Release《¤》. 

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Person 343: What The Fuck Is Fold: The First Juvenile Release (Folding); The First Juvenile Release《¤》.

fold and fuck 

Any fold out or fold down matress such as a fold out bed, futon, or folding cushions.
Tommy got out the fold and fuck and took a nap.
fold and fuck by chronosis April 21, 2005

What The Fuck Is A Fold: The First Juvenile Release (Folding); The First Juvenile Release《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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fuck folder 

The Fuck Folder, or for the more ambitious among us, the Lockbox of Lays, is a pre-emptively constructed evidence file containing screenshots of texts and pictures sent from one's lovers regarding sexual activity. Neatly maintained, organized by date, secured inside document protectors, and filed away inside a waterproof, fire resistant box, these binders full of women (and/or men) are used to document consent to said activity in case of social or legal troubles that may arise in the future. When you finally settle down, be sure to tell your wife/SO about it before they discover it by accident.

An example file might include text conversations such as.

"Babe, you were amazing in bed last night. Things went a lot farther than I expected for a first date."

"You were too studmuffin. That rum made us pretty randy. Lets meet up again next weekend, see if we can take it a bit farther. XOXO"
"This girl from three years ago tried to say I raped her, but when my lawyer sent her lawyer my fuck folder on her, she dropped the whole thing. Still lost my job, got kicked out of school, and evicted from my apartment, but at least I'm not in jail."
fuck folder by Ill_Will October 4, 2018

Temp Folder Fuck 

This situation occurs when a user saves a document to a temporary folder and edits it without realizing that the computer they are using wipes all temporary folders every second or so. They then save their file which, in the best situations, they have worked on for hours and find out the file no longer exists.
Dude WHAT THE FUCK! I just saved my file, and I forgot about the Temp Folder Fuck, I JUST LOST 5 hours of work! Goddamn it!
Temp Folder Fuck by Astrael September 5, 2007