The Fuck Folder, or for the more ambitious among us, the Lockbox of Lays, is a pre-emptively constructed evidence file containing screenshots of texts and pictures sent from
one's lovers regarding sexual activity. Neatly maintained, organized by date, secured inside document protectors, and filed away inside a waterproof, fire resistant box, these binders full of women (and/or men) are used to document consent to said activity in case of social or legal troubles that
may arise in the future. When you finally settle down, be sure to tell your
wife/SO about it before they discover it by accident.
An example file might include text conversations such as.
"
Babe, you were
amazing in
bed last night. Things went a lot farther than I expected for a first date."
"You were too studmuffin. That rum made us
pretty randy. Lets meet up again next weekend, see if we can take it a bit farther. XOXO"
"This
girl from three years ago tried to say I raped her, but when my
lawyer sent her lawyer my fuck folder on her, she dropped the whole thing. Still lost my
job, got kicked out of school, and evicted from my apartment, but at least I'm not in jail."