3 definitions by Ill_Will
The Fuck Folder, or for the more ambitious among us, the Lockbox of Lays, is a pre-emptively constructed evidence file containing screenshots of texts and pictures sent from one's lovers regarding sexual activity. Neatly maintained, organized by date, secured inside document protectors, and filed away inside a waterproof, fire resistant box, these binders full of women (and/or men) are used to document consent to said activity in case of social or legal troubles that may arise in the future. When you finally settle down, be sure to tell your wife/SO about it before they discover it by accident.
An example file might include text conversations such as.
"Babe, you were amazing in bed last night. Things went a lot farther than I expected for a first date."
"You were too studmuffin. That rum made us pretty randy. Lets meet up again next weekend, see if we can take it a bit farther. XOXO"
An example file might include text conversations such as.
"Babe, you were amazing in bed last night. Things went a lot farther than I expected for a first date."
"You were too studmuffin. That rum made us pretty randy. Lets meet up again next weekend, see if we can take it a bit farther. XOXO"
"This girl from three years ago tried to say I raped her, but when my lawyer sent her lawyer my fuck folder on her, she dropped the whole thing. Still lost my job, got kicked out of school, and evicted from my apartment, but at least I'm not in jail."
by Ill_Will October 4, 2018
The idea that Whiteness is both an immutable genetic characteristic and a social construct simultaneously. The quantum state of Whiteness collapses into either one based on whichever is convenient for the one demonizing White people. When the anti-White racist wants to demonize you they make it all about your genetics. When they want to deflect criticism of their hateful racist bullshit then Whiteness is a social construct.
That anti-White university article was titled "Your DNA is an Abomination" but in the text they totally went Schrodinger's Whiteness to deflect criticism, and so many masochistic white people bought that crap too. Sad.
by Ill_Will December 5, 2017
A skin virgin is an individual who does not have any tattoos. They haven't had their skin penetrated to inject ink, so their skin is virgin.
This gal at the bar and I were really hitting it off, but once she found out I was a skin virgin she lost interest saying she only likes tatted guys.
by Ill_Will August 6, 2014