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Far-fuck
I am far-fuck for this math class.
I am so gone for this test I am Far-fuck
I am so Far behind in class that i am Far-fuck
I am so gone for this test I am Far-fuck
I am so Far behind in class that i am Far-fuck
Far-fuck by CrazyChorizo April 17, 2010
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far fuck
a guy who looks hot and you'd fuck him from afar, but upon closer inspection he really isn't that fuckable.
far fuck by farewellfarfucks November 30, 2010
Far Away Fuck
F.A.F.; an individual who is only fuckable from a long distance because upon closer inspection the viewer realizes they would not fuck said individual
Far Away Fuck by mikeokhurts69 February 14, 2012
far as fuck
far as fuck by jwalker305 February 28, 2011
Fuck Fart
The farting sound made while fucking someone either in the vagina or ass.
As the penis plunges in and out of the vagina or anus, a farting noise is made sounding similar to one that comes from the anus when flatulence occurs.
As the penis plunges in and out of the vagina or anus, a farting noise is made sounding similar to one that comes from the anus when flatulence occurs.
John: "Damn, me and Jessie were going hard at it all night!"
Dave: "Wow! Really?"
John: "Yup, so hard that I even heard a fuck fart!"
Dave: "Awesome!"
Dave: "Wow! Really?"
John: "Yup, so hard that I even heard a fuck fart!"
Dave: "Awesome!"
Fuck Fart by SexuallySexySex March 18, 2011
Fuck Fart Douche
When we were teenagers in the 60s, many of us liked the Olds "Fuck Fart Douche" better than the Pontiac GTO (Goat)
Fuck Fart Douche by andy1 September 6, 2005
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