mikeokhurts69's definitions

Far Away Fuck

F.A.F.; an individual who is only fuckable from a long distance because upon closer inspection the viewer realizes they would not fuck said individual

"Damnnnnnn...that bitch be fineeee"
"Let her get closer"
"Ewww that bitch is a far away fuck"

by mikeokhurts69 February 14, 2012

denim dick

the pain you get in your dick after grinding with a girl for an extended period of time without getting anything afterward; your dick gets rubbed raw by the scraping together of jeans

Yo Nick did you get with Rose last weekend?
Nah bro, she just gave me denim dick.

by mikeokhurts69 November 3, 2011