when both a man and a woman simulate sexual intercourse by rubbing their genitals against each other with friction but without actual penetration. Usually done through embracing with each partner between the other partners legs. Very erotic when both genitals are clothed.

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Dry Fuck

When two bodies rub up together usually during making out, also usually makes guys super horney

First we dry fucked then we couldn't help but fuck.

Dry Fuck by Alex Rossiter November 16, 2004

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dry fuck

The rub ones body up against another but remaining fully clothed.

dry fuck by erdinger June 4, 2003

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Dry fuck is not the same thing as dry hump. Dry fuck is the result of a girl skipping foreplay and cutting straight to the intercourse without being in the mood. Her pussy is not as wet as it would be otherwise, so therefore the intercourse was just a 'dry fuck.'

When the hooker saw what a fat slob John was, she decided to speed up her for work and just dry fuck John.

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dry fuck

Initiating intercourse without the requisite foreplay.

"Man, I was so up inside of her that I didnt even care if she was like the Sahara. Dry fuck!"

dry fuck by Dick Dickson January 30, 2003

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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