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Killer Kung-Fu Wolf Bitch 

A term first used in the Adultswim show, The Boondocks to describe Luna, a woman who was raised by wolves, later trained in White Lotus Kung-Fu, participated and won at the kumite, and is psycho as fuck.
Riley: You invited a killer kung-fu wolf bitch to the crib granddad. Granddad: How was I supposed to know she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch
A blitz attack of breath-taking bitchiness, usually of the nuclear bomb variety. It typically renders the victim speechless by one of two methods: either by the unbelievably bitchiness of the attack, or because of the rapid-fire waves of bitchiness leave the victim wondering what to respond to first. Bitch fu can be unprovoked or justly deserved. It is a skill used by masters of bitchcraft.
Hortense: How are you?

Bertha: Fine. Damn! You look like hell. Still aren't over Nigel, huh? Is he still shacked up with that cooze Esther? Hey, isn't she pregnant? Did you see the size of that ring he got her? Hope the kid's his. You know he was cheating on you all along, right? Well, this is my stop. Don't worry, you'll find somebody else---There are ALWAYS guys who like a bigger girl. Bye!

Betty to Hortense: Damn, that girl knows her bitch fu.
bitch fu by Aeliane May 17, 2006

sunken bitch kung fu 

The main fighting style of gutter sluts, used when you insult them. Attacks include hair pulling, nail scratching, and the ever popular crotch kick. Nine out of Ten times, this style will kick all other martial arts styles' asses.
Homie went and called that ho a bitch, and she busted out some sunken bitch kung fu on his ass

Bitchitake-Fu

A fighting style invented by the oldest Mexican in Alberta. It involves flailing one arm around to block attacks, while delivering brutal shin-kicks.
Guy 1: Let's fight!

Guy 2: Bitchitake-Fu!

Guy 1: Ouch! My shins!
Bitchitake-Fu by Sir Farr August 28, 2010

fufu ass bitch 

A stupid slut who thinks she is hot shit, when in reality she is a std infected whore that aint nothing but dirt. Noun: dllt
That girl is a fufu ass bitch, little nasty ho.
fufu ass bitch by #pistedbitch July 29, 2014

fufu ass bitch 

Someone who acts extremely feminine, or 66 year old grandma. Never wants to go out, makes the tv volume low and goes to bed early.
Jameson is a fufu ass bitch because he goes to bed early and acts too sus around the boys.
fufu ass bitch by zgjb February 23, 2022