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Ftl stands for FUCK THE LINES
Because rules are like lines so YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE FUCK THE LINES

•do what you want to do screw the rules
ftl. by Kkmenipples July 11, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
The opposite of FTW (For the Win)
An acronym for "For the Loss"

You say it when your team is about to lose, because you got paired with grab-asses.
"People who think FTL means "For the Lose" are taking english tests FTL"
ftl by selekta October 17, 2005
French The Llama.
Created by John Green of the Vlogbrothers(Youtube) after a competition run by DARPA. One Person said FTL and it meant for the loss. Nerdfighters then tricked John into thinking it was French The Llama. It is used when showing emphasis when someone doesnt want to say the F word.
E.g 1) Person 1 Look a whale!
Person 2 French The Llama that wail is big.
E.g. 2) Person 1 What does FTL mean.
Person 2 French The Llama
FTL by Bezza27 December 28, 2009
Faster Than Light.
"I wish they would invent FTL drives soon and we'll start conquering planets outside our solar system!".
FTL by DarkMatter42 March 22, 2010
For the lols.

Doing something for a laugh.
Chaneese: “why did you lick the bus window?”
Alex: “lily told me to do it ftl”
Or:
Grace: “should I flash everyone?”
Izzy: “yeah go on. Do it ftl”
Ftl by JojoSiwanator2273737 October 21, 2019
Stands for "For the loss". Often used in online-gaming.
Dude, we just wiped in Hellfire ramparts. Noob tank FTL.

or

I couldn't move! Cheap-ass keyboard FTL.
ftl by tehlol December 26, 2007
FTL = Failure To Launch. Refers to a growing trend where children, after graduating from university or college, move back home to live with their parents.
"The guy graduated with honours and yet he's back living in his parents' basement playing video games all day. A total FTL"
FTL by WickedGurrl May 19, 2012
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