Ftl

Chaneese: “why did you lick the bus window?”
Alex: “lily told me to do it ftl
Or:
Grace: “should I flash everyone?”
Izzy: “yeah go on. Do it ftl”
by JojoSiwanator2273737 October 21, 2019
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Ping pong

Ping pong isn’t a sport - it’s a lifestyle. You must reach deep within yourself to find wether or not you possess the talent, grit and determination required to be able to both ping and pong. Christmas Day is no longer Christmas Day - it is ping pong day. Be prepared to eat, sleep, breathe and choke on ping pong balls - because ping pong is a LIFESTYLE
Uneducated roadman: “oi what sport we doing in pe today miss”
Miss bone: “ we are playing table tennis
Lucy: “it’s called Ping pong”
Lily: “ and it’s not a sport
Lily and Lucy: “ IT IS A LIFESTYLE”
by JojoSiwanator2273737 March 14, 2020
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