n. a general term of explanation following a random spree shooting of occupied buildings; a catch-all motive for irrational violence; an informal legal term enveloping an invalid theory of defense
"I shot up my exgirlfreind's house while she and her mother were inside, and also the convencience store on the corner, as well as the diner down the street, but it was only because of my frusteration with the current state of political affairs."
"You can't frusterate me like that and not expect to be shanked."
"Your honor, my client would not have burned down the victim's mailbox had she not continuously frusterated him by allowing her dog to defecate in his yard."
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).