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Fruitpunch 

Fruitpunch is the fartiest of the fart fart of farty farts of someones ass on someone elses face.Fruitpunch is when you sit on somones face and you poop, pee, fart in their mouth. Fruitpunch is when you turn yourself into a midget and go inside someones ass and eat their shit.
Andrea: I want fruitpunch.
Lily: Sure! 'sits on her face and shits'.
Fruitpunch by MagiciansButt May 22, 2023
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Fruitpunch fountain 

When ones partner is close to climax the man pulls out a 12 gauge shotgun and fires in into the back of their partners head causing the fruit punch fountain
Fruitpunch fountain by Gaybuteggs January 17, 2021

Fruit Punch Slushy 

When an individual has intercourse with a female outside at precisely 7:30 AM with temperatures below freezing(32 degrees Fahrenheit). The vagina will feel hard and cold, thus resembling a blender. It is given the name "Fruit Punch Slushy" because this would just be called a suicide mission without having the female's period blood(fruit punch) to protect the penis from the inner blades of the cold vagina.
Sean: Hey Amber let's go outside for a Fruit Punch Slushy
Amber: Wow, it's so convenient I didn't put in my tampon today!
Tristan: You guys are such ratchets...

Kyle: Did you guys hear about what happened to Jared?
Reona: haha yeah I heard he thought his girl was on his period, but instead he got his dick ripped off!
Micheal: Such a freshman decision
Fruit Punch Slushy by PMSquad October 23, 2013

FrostPunch 

When you punch someone, and they fall over like theyre frozen
guy: i bet i can knockout mike tyson, easily
*mike tyson shows up*
mike tyson punches guy and he falls over like hes frozen
guy2: damn, what a frostpunch
FrostPunch by 161clxi March 19, 2019

fruit-punch mouth

A red colouring that someone has around their mouth, possibly stained by a drink such as fruit punch.

A quip made by Buffy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer during the first season, regarding a vampire with a blood mustache.
That guy definitely has fruit-punch mouth, although I'm not sure exactly what he drank to get that colouring around his mouth.
fruit-punch mouth by avsc May 23, 2007

Frontpunch 

What you call the sidekick's "leader".

The one that is considered to be more of a superhero than the other.
Robin was Batman's Sidekick.
Batman is Robin's Frontpunch.
Frontpunch by -=Euphoria=- November 9, 2011

Jalisco Fruit Punch 

When you pour a Fruit Punch Jarritos (HAS TO BE fruit punch) into a person’s anus or rectum, let it marinate, then have them squat over your face and have the mixture of marinated Jarritos and anal fluids ooze onto your face and mouth
Dam my boi she is so fine that I want to give her the ole Jalisco Fruit Punch.
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