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FruitBowling 

To establish one's moral superiority on social justice issues by tucking one's penis and testicles behind the legs and presenting your backside to the world while wiggling and proclaiming "Fruit Bowl".

Synonymous with "virtue signaling".

First defined on the comedy podcast, Puke and the Gang.
Did you hear Stephen proclaiming how much he hates Nazis? He is FruitBowling so hard!
FruitBowling by Puke & the Gang August 27, 2017
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fruitbowling 

Fruitbowling: The act of tucking your sac back between your legs possibly in order to shit on it.
Oscar was fruitbowling pretty hard this morning. Looks like he had a fun night.

Buffalo Bill is the master of the fruitbowl.
fruitbowling by DogeDoge November 28, 2013
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Fruitbooting

Slang word for Aggressive Inline Skating or Stunt Rollerblading.

Awesome sport that is as yet almost undiscovered by the masses. Ridiculed by the skateboarder community in magazines and video's (because it must be easy since they're attatchetd to your feet)and yet still pushing the boundaries as to possibilities.

Fruitbooting (or Rolling as some call it now) started out in the early 90's with (indeed) simple tricks that in, size and looks, were very similar to the trick vocabulary in skateboarding.

Since then it has differentiated into completely seperate sport with it's own culture, trick vocabulary and industry. However it's still called fruitbooting by a small minority of skateboarders in order to label it as being homosexual (referring to the late 80's inline fashion which was all neon colors and spandex).
Look at that fruitbooter go!! (whilst laughing)

You're so bad at skateboarding you might as well go Fruitbooting instead. (telling someone he's bad at skateboarding)

I'm proud to be a fruitbooter (I really am!)

Fruitbooting by Alexander Noot December 26, 2007

fruitballing

when you deviate from the team and develop delusions of grandeur
"dude you are ACTUALLY FRUITBALLING RN"
fruitballing by pizzaswag1 February 9, 2021

Fruitbooting

Fruitbooting (or Fruit Booting, noun use is "Fruitbooter"), a slang term refering to the use of skiblades/snowblades. Fruitbooting, the use of skiblades on ski slopes, is typically looked down upon by the snowboarding community. Fruitbooting also refers to tricks or stunts conducted while wearing skiblades/snowblades. The term is also interchangeably used to describe homosexual connotations with less popular sporting activities which utilize unusual or unpopular foot gear for snow or wheeled (i.e. roller blades, skates) sporting activities.
Fruitbooting is so lame. That guy needs to get himself a proper snowboard.
Fruitbooting by Anders M. December 19, 2008

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026