fruit rollup

a gay dude in a sleeping bag

Youre camping and shit and you see a rainbow sleeping bag, "Yo, look at that fruit rollup" and in an act of sexuality discrimination you push him down a mountain.

by MELANiE February 03, 2005

fruit rollup

a cigar emptied out and filled with top notch marijuana. aka a dro blunt

we steady blowin on this here fruit rollup

by noahptheg123 November 29, 2007

Fruit Rollups

A woman's long, floppy breasts.

She went to flash us, and her fruit rollups slid out.

by Cral Fiore March 01, 2011

Fruit Rollup

During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.

Damn it's so hot he had to perform a fruit rollup - schluuurp!

by Finance December 15, 2006

fruit rollup

When a woman (or man) takes a flavored condom off a penis with their teeth from the base.

Dude did you hear that Lawrence is into fruit rollups now?

by notmeirealname October 29, 2010

fruit rollup

sexual act when a man eats out a girl who is on their period and lets the blood get all over his face. He then rolls down a car window and sticks his head out in order to lead the blood dry on his face. The man then peels the dried blood off of his face and eats it.

yea, i gave her a fruit rollup

by Gorgeous Me February 22, 2005

Fruit rollup

When a guy eats the pussy of a bitch on her period, lets the blood dry, rolls it up and eats it.

Bruh, her fruit rollup tasted awesome.

by bongra December 09, 2010