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The original originator of everything on ukchatforums.com, froots has become legend on all internet forums. He is mysteriously absent these days, although there are some who claim to be him. The word was introduced by 'Misfired_Skoda', and introduced to the infamous 'froots' by a certain 'thegerrid'. RIP froots
I heard that a friend of a friend of a guy who was there when froots touched Merm on his 5yearold be-hind died last week
froots by thegerrid August 2, 2004

froots your loops 

Me: Where do you want to go?
Person: idk lets just do whatever froots your loops

Whatever Froots Your Loops 

What you’d say to encourage someone to do their thing. Synonymous with “Whatever floats your boat.”
SOMEBODY: “Dude – last week I got a pet pig. Named her Carla.”
THAT SOMEBODY’S FRIEND: “… whatever froots your loops, bro."

Rubbing Fronts 

When you and your partner decide to Dry Hump but you’ve no idea what you’re doing and it’s unenjoyable. Usually occurs after a make out session.
“Andrew you scumbag you can’t just go rub fronts and break up with me!”

“Say how was your first date?”
Terrible, she insisted on Rubbing Fronts.”
Rubbing Fronts by DomeniusStainus October 12, 2018

Peng Footstool 

When a super attractive or in other words a Peng girl uses a guys back for her footstool.
Guy 1: Did you see the photo of Joanne and the guy, she was resting her legs on his back?
Guy 2: Yes I did, she looked stunning, I believe she created a Peng Footstool!
Peng Footstool by anonymous November 15, 2020

heard footsteps 

This is a phenomenon in which a player focuses on what his opponents are doing instead of what he is supposed to do.
The receiver dropped the ball because he heard footsteps!
heard footsteps by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2021