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frootie call
Impromptu, late-night, home hangout with a friend of the opposite or preferred sex. No sex, but a bit of sexual tension. Possible cuddling.
Drink, stargaze, light candles, listen to records, move furniture, tell stories, share plans, giggle like a mofo (shh, it's late), get advice on your relationship. The late hour lends itself to unusual activities (Ouija board?Dumping unwanted items on the street?). Can be manic or mellow. A no judgment zone. Feels the tiniest it magical/sacred and separate from 'real life'.
GF/BF approved.
Drink, stargaze, light candles, listen to records, move furniture, tell stories, share plans, giggle like a mofo (shh, it's late), get advice on your relationship. The late hour lends itself to unusual activities (Ouija board?Dumping unwanted items on the street?). Can be manic or mellow. A no judgment zone. Feels the tiniest it magical/sacred and separate from 'real life'.
GF/BF approved.
I was restless after my date so I called Joe for a frootie call. He rode up at 1, made drinks and hung out on the deck, wrapped in a blanket with a single candle. Star gazed, listened to night creatures. We discussed GIRLS, anal sex and where to eat in Tahoe. Laughed hysterically at one point. He gave advice how to arrange my bookshelves. We almost kissed, didn't then laughed about it. He rode away at 3am with a tub of pesto I had given him. Then, I slept like a log.
frootie call by 22stdream October 9, 2013
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soopa frootie
The art of steaking up to someone's computer that has been left logged on, then opening their e-mail and repeatedly typing "I'm a Soopa Frootie Man!!!" over and over, then sending it out to the entire office distribution list.
soopa frootie by Satori November 4, 2004
Tootie Frootie
Tootie Frootie by Taylaaaa. January 28, 2009
Tootie Frootie
A Tootie Frootie is a boy who has a perfect butt (scrumpitioulious bootie).
Longer form of the word: Tootie Frootie with a scrumpitioulious bootie!
Longer form of the word: Tootie Frootie with a scrumpitioulious bootie!
Person 1: That boy over their has a perfect ass!
Person 2: Yeah he's totally a Tootie Frootie (with a scrumpitioulious bootie).
Person 2: Yeah he's totally a Tootie Frootie (with a scrumpitioulious bootie).
Tootie Frootie by Bobajake December 16, 2015
tootie frootie
tootie frootie by lauren brommel June 11, 2006
Soopa Frootie Man
A person whom has been the reciepient of a soopa frootie (an office prank where someone takes over someone elses e-mail to embarass the.
Soopa Frootie Man by Satori November 4, 2004
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