Front Row 

Being Hammered Drunk.

Taken from Talladega Nights, "and I'm in the front row, HAMMERED DRUNK."

You in the front row tonight?

No I ran out of beer, I'm a couple rows back, but Ron just shotgunned his case of beer, he's up on the stage, soloing.

Front Row by BlackLavend May 21, 2009

front row 

Anything awesome.

I got the best dinner ever at the restaurant, it was totally front row.

front row by Bertrann July 3, 2018

Front Row Faggot 

Front row faggots are people who always tend to sit at the front.

Person 1: Hey Colin stop being a front row faggot and join us at the back.

Colin: Nah, I'm a front row faggot for life.

Front Row Faggot by The Wiz Jizz March 20, 2009

front row mafia 

A group of students sitting in the front row of a class, generally grouping together on projects.
Many times, these students will be independent learners and thinkers.

Me: I don't know how to solve this.
You: Go ask the Front Row Mafia. They've figured it out by now.

front row mafia by Phil Novarr February 22, 2007

Front Row Seats 

The first parking space in a row of spaces, or the parking space nearest the store entrance.

As you pull into the usually packed Wal*Mart parking lot an empty spot in the front row catches your eye, so you pull the E-brake like the Transporter and slide in like the Milf Hunter, after which you say, "Oh Shoot! Front Row Seats!"

Front Row Seats by Wizzle Baby October 7, 2009

front row parking 

When you have a parking spot near the front entrance. These do not include handicapped parking spots.

Sweet, we got front row parking. Fuck those cripples.

front row parking by AJAX McClammen April 21, 2008

front row bad kids 

A group of people, normally friends who sit on the front row in lessons. They think them selves cool and pussy magnets, and they are, they are the elite of a school or college in terms of cool. However what they have in coolness they lack in their ability to understand what the fuck is going on in lessons. They sit their not understanding a word.

"guys wanna go sit on the front row next?"

"We cant cos the fucking front row bad kids a sitting there"

"FUCK THEM, THEY ARE SO COOL BUT DONT KNOW A FUCKING THING"

front row bad kids by Jahousen November 8, 2009