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Portmanteau of 'front' and 'monkey', combined to form a colloquial term for one who works at the front counter of a business. Normally a descriptive noun, or an informal address to be followed by shouting or threats. Shortened to 'fronkey' for ease of pronunciation.

Individuals are called so because they normally operate near the front entrance of the business, habitually smell of/consume otherwise unpalatable foods, make unreasonable amounts of noise, and willfully disorganize their work area while doing nothing of particular skill or value.

Pronounced 'FRUN-kee'.

Hey, fronkey! Get back to the till and shut up.

Fronkey by BigDave and Carrey in absentia June 3, 2011

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fronkey

a person who looks both like a frog and a donkey, and just is a general idiot.

omg kenzie your such a fronkey-

fronkey by liv-the-lover123 November 13, 2019

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Fronker

A person who lives to suck farts and fart bubbles by any and all means necessary..

That kid from 3rd period is a Fronker. He was caught red handed Fronking with a straw in the bathtub by his mother.

Fronker by Mother Fronker May 12, 2018

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Fronken Shrunkel

An unsavory "covert" swear word
A gentle replacement for "FUCK" . "G- damn it" "Shit"

Noun: A person who makes poor cognitive decisions . An obnoxious mouth on a person
Adjective: Commonly used to describe Frustration, Irritation, Surprise.

"What the fronkin shrunkle is that??!!!!"

*Fronken shrunkel! 'my car just broke down!]
" PLLLEEEASE shut your fronkin shrunkel!!

Fronken Shrunkel by Taykit July 22, 2019

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Froney

Free money. Term used when you are betting and know for a fact you are going to win before the game even starts.

Islanders are gonna win by 2 goals. It’s froney.

Froney by Scribbbblesssss March 29, 2021

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Frunkey

Overly flashy without consideration of aesthetic. Typically characterized by combinations of Timascus, Mokume, MokuTi, Damascus, and Damacore. Matrailz bukake.

That knife with a Damacore blade, Timascus scales, and Mokume inlays is a little too Frunkey for my taste.

Frunkey by Matrailz April 10, 2021

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fonkey

Expression of coolness

j00 are teh fonkey, yo!

fonkey by Mandy October 1, 2003

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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