A Flabby cock that hangs out loosely a little above your asshole... Often described as a DickTail. However, it is usually Negro in color, rough in texture, and a few inches longer than your penis. Unfortunately, The Da Frondle Shant has a respiratory system and needs oxygen at all times... so cut a hole in all your shorts. If not given air, the Da Frondle Shant will continually ejaculate for sometimes up to 3 days. To aquire a Da Frondle Shant, one usually has to somehow eat Racoon shit. The Da Frondle Shant will form overnight.
Shit Henry, Today I woke up with a Da Frondle Shant...everyone on the baseball team is going to laugh at me.
This term refers to any food that is excessively handled during preparation:
- Those clever, fruit things made to look like flower arrangements.
- Expensive, frilly, restaurant creations where artful presentation exceeds flavor.
- High-end coffee featuring floating artwork.
Hey Chef, you know, that dish of foo-foo is drop-dead gorgeous and all....but I'm getting a little hungry over here!!
Honey!!! Someone sent us a basket of FondleFood.....Would you like a peeled grape??? Ahhhh....thanks, but nope.
Mr Barista.....enough with the romance!! It's coffee and cream, not Marilyn Monroe...
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!