frobulation

the technical term for the combined effects of server load and stress, packet loss, line noise and intermittent hardware otherwise known as "lag". frobulate, frobulated.

I would have emailed you sooner, but frobulation got in the way.

by salamandir May 27, 2006

probulation

A combination of the words "probability" and "calculation." It is therefore a calculation of the probability of an event. High-profile scientists and forensic detectives use this word all the time in that it increases their verbal efficiency by approximately 3.5%. It can also be used in the verb form (probulate)

What is the probulation that Arash did it in the library with the candlestick?

I will probulate the outcome.

by Malakas Takis January 25, 2006

Frotulation

Froh-tu-lay-shuhn
–noun
1. Mutual stimulation or massage of ego, frequently used by self-important upper management types, esp. in meetings.
Done correctly, if frenzied ego stroking is performed, frotulation may almost lead to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
Frequently exacerbated by over stimulated creativity of the participants, esp. Advertising, Media, Hollywood movie industry meetings.

—Related forms
Frotulate - Verb
Frotulational - adjective
Frotulatory

"Steve, what happened in your first Sales Meeting, how did it go?"
"Very tiring, thanks so much for asking! There were three or four of the managers indulging in massive frotulation - a lot of love in the room."

by KeithMyArthe March 8, 2008

flobulations

flobulation, or flobulations: the excess rolls of flob, or flab, hanging over the top of someones trousers or jeans or skirt, caused by someone squeezing into trousers that are too small.

used in a sentance: "eeeeugh, look at her flobulations!"

by missjenneigh November 6, 2006

Fribulation

A free crib- or a ‘frib’ that is of the highest degree.

“Yo pull up to the Fribulation dawg.”

by IseyB133 May 2, 2022

flubulationist

an expert at being odd; strange: generally against normal

Because he ate the moldy beans, he had become a flubulationist.

by Overkill Definitions May 26, 2019

Frivobulation

To have fun with someone on a daily basis; make up random games and sharing words.

Word of the day...
Random Fact of the day...
Fail of the day...
Ganster pic of the day...
Riddle of the day...
etc...

"The frivobulation the two shared seem to crack them up even when they were not together. "

by Gun Doggy Rappa & Wobbly Red S September 2, 2011