one who is accentuated by his undying sexiness of having a fro. this human mop is characterized by his blazin' rhymes and is known as a smooth operator.
alex is better known as froalicious
you can't get enough because his raps are vicious
an adjective used to describe a fart so neatly potent and crisp-sounding in nature that one can almost picture an illustration of a fart so clean-cut and 'deliciously juicy'
A gay man that only likes getting rhino banged in the backseat of a Honda Civic while deep throating a pickle down his gizzard neck while listening to mmmm bop
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.