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friendlord 

Someone that rents living space to his buddies. Often gets screwed out of payment, or gets paid in services or drugs.
Jonny lived in his buddy Eric's spare bedroom, but couldn't pay his rent on time. Luckily, Eric was a kind friendlord and allowed Jonny to clean up garbage at his other properties in lieu of rent.
friendlord by Jonny Zip January 7, 2007

Friendlove 

Similar to friendship. Friendlove is the bonding emotion that psychologically unites friends. While friendship refers to the overall social unit two friends form, friendlove emphasizes the emotionality of that connection.
Katia spent the day with her classmate, feeling a wholesome friendlove grow within her.
Friendlove by finfangfoom January 12, 2008

friendilo 

A friend escort service for social rejects that have no friends. They are there strictly to make it look like you have friends, no sexual favors involved. It's their friendship in exchange for your cash. If you're having a fight with your best friend or just broke up with your boyfriend, order a friendilo to make them jealous! They also make the perfect last minute prom and homecoming date. Similar to a gigilo, only it's a "friendilo"!
Carl: "Woah, Tom! Your new best friend is so cool!"
Tom: "Actually, I only paid for my friendilo until midnight."

"I'm so mad at Tricia right now! I'm going to order a friendilo for the party tonight so she'll get jealous and apologize!"

Since Lisa was a social outcast, she was forced to order a friendilo for her senior prom.
friendilo by bettyblack June 20, 2010

Frienvelope 

the envelope that slowly is pushed when two people are interested in becoming more than "just friends
John was really pushing that frienvelope last night sitting so close to Karen.

Friendology 

Study of friends and the power of friendships. The bond shared between two or more people. The understanding of friendship and how it is used in todays society. The worlds understanding of true friendship.
John: Dude thanks for havin my back in that fight!

Jack: Yeah man no problem, were best friends dude.

Lulu: Wow, scientists would be able to make some good calculations on yalls friendship.

John&Jack: What are you talking about?

Lulu: Friendology, dont you guys ever read? Its the study of friends dang.
Friendology by Darkness633 March 2, 2011

friendiloquent 

friendships made entirely on boasting and arrogance
Paul and Mike are total friendiloquent bros. Every conversation is like this:

Paul: "Ho there Mike! Behold, my noble steed rides full gallop yonder way!

Mike: "Ah, good sir. It does indeed! But fix thine eyes nigh! My mare doth leap the hurdles!"
friendiloquent by tbonesex November 20, 2013